A Day in the Life of a Retired Person

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd might like to see what happened to me last week.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of - well - lets just say that a not nice word escaped my virgin mouth. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at
my age, Right?

Have a good day everyone.

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This made me smile, hopefully it'll do the same for you :)

P.S, the reason the template has changed is because I messed with the old template too much and was unable to fix it. This is nice too!!